tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64450241838471533032011-07-30T11:34:33.961-07:00MOWLAYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08482694168150142410noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6445024183847153303.post-31453649801583437612009-09-15T12:18:00.000-07:002009-09-15T12:32:50.284-07:00this blog is dedicated to sharing inappropriate love letters but i thought it might also be a good place to share online (or just plain 'ol) dating nightmares. misery loves company, they tell me.<br /><br />on the cajoling of my best friend, i joined one of the big dating sites.<br />within a month of completing my profile and weeding out the possibilities, i went on 2 dates:<br /><br />1)i drove 50 miles to meet up with a fellow who worked as a chef, so he couldn't have a drink until 10pm. We had a awkward one-hour exchange at a bar before he bluntly requested if i'd like to come back to his place to watch some porn. mortified, i declined. "You know that's what these dating sites are for, don't you?", he said. uhhh. no, thanks.<br /><br />2) saturday afternoon coffee date (he doesn't drink) with a newly-relocated doctor. i walk in the coffee place, where he's already taken residence on one of the couches. he looks like he's had about 5 cups of joe already plus some speed. yikes.<br /><br />i politely order the smallest-sized coffee they have and we decide to sit outside to talk. we exchange the normal pleasantries, including the fact that my dad is also a doctor. "Ooooo, sounds like someone's got Daddy issues."<br /><br />i promptly went home and canceled my membership.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6445024183847153303-3145364980158343761?l=reallyinappropriateloveletters.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOWLAYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08482694168150142410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6445024183847153303.post-3496722682588199062009-09-14T13:13:00.000-07:002009-09-14T16:58:21.495-07:00yes, this was a letter a guy sent to me (snail mail to my parents house since he didn't have my address) after going out on three (3) dates. (click to enlarge scan)<br /><br />page 1<br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WFQrr86VO5I/Sq7Xa-L59gI/AAAAAAAAAJg/ha60F86Jmkw/s1600-h/scan0001.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 146px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381475463123826178" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WFQrr86VO5I/Sq7Xa-L59gI/AAAAAAAAAJg/ha60F86Jmkw/s200/scan0001.jpg" /></a><br />page 2<br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WFQrr86VO5I/Sq7XaQFfBKI/AAAAAAAAAJY/kZ97J0uc9L8/s1600-h/scan0002.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 146px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381475450748863650" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WFQrr86VO5I/Sq7XaQFfBKI/AAAAAAAAAJY/kZ97J0uc9L8/s200/scan0002.jpg" /></a><br />page 3<br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WFQrr86VO5I/Sq7XZ-oaF0I/AAAAAAAAAJQ/87TX_X59ezQ/s1600-h/scan0003.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 146px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381475446063503170" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WFQrr86VO5I/Sq7XZ-oaF0I/AAAAAAAAAJQ/87TX_X59ezQ/s200/scan0003.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div>now ask yourself: "when's the last time MY mula bandha activated after just 3 dates where no sex was involved?" </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6445024183847153303-349672268258819906?l=reallyinappropriateloveletters.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOWLAYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08482694168150142410noreply@blogger.com0