"Oooooo, sounds like somebody's got Daddy issues.."

this blog is dedicated to sharing inappropriate love letters but i thought it might also be a good place to share online (or just plain 'ol) dating nightmares. misery loves company, they tell me.

on the cajoling of my best friend, i joined one of the big dating sites.
within a month of completing my profile and weeding out the possibilities, i went on 2 dates:

1)i drove 50 miles to meet up with a fellow who worked as a chef, so he couldn't have a drink until 10pm. We had a awkward one-hour exchange at a bar before he bluntly requested if i'd like to come back to his place to watch some porn. mortified, i declined. "You know that's what these dating sites are for, don't you?", he said. uhhh. no, thanks.

2) saturday afternoon coffee date (he doesn't drink) with a newly-relocated doctor. i walk in the coffee place, where he's already taken residence on one of the couches. he looks like he's had about 5 cups of joe already plus some speed. yikes.

i politely order the smallest-sized coffee they have and we decide to sit outside to talk. we exchange the normal pleasantries, including the fact that my dad is also a doctor. "Ooooo, sounds like someone's got Daddy issues."

i promptly went home and canceled my membership.

4br/3ba house, 2 1/2 cars, 3 1/2 kids?

yes, this was a letter a guy sent to me (snail mail to my parents house since he didn't have my address) after going out on three (3) dates. (click to enlarge scan)

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now ask yourself: "when's the last time MY mula bandha activated after just 3 dates where no sex was involved?"